Twelve Lessons from the Movies of 2012 – Part 2

Welcome back to the second half of class! Sorry I’m late, I was a bit busy with a little thing called the Global Game Jam (check out my 48-hour project “Sprout”). We’ll examine six more movies today, see what we can learn from ’em, and even give out a few other awards!

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Twelve Lessons from the Movies of 2012 – Part 1

So here we are in 2013! Time to reflect back upon all the films we saw last year. For most bloggers this’ll take the form of a best-of list and maybe a worst-of list too, but we’re real writers, and supposedly video game developers, so we’re gonna try to be a bit more constructive than that. One of Logan’s close friends studies cinema, and he’s always said you can learn something from any film, good or bad. I’m not sure if that applies to George Lucas movies, but luckily he didn’t release any movies this year.

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Professor Figment’s Lesson the Firste: “The Starting of the Campaigne”

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So for a year or so now I’ve had a bit of an interest in tabletop role-playing games. Been reading blogs, looking at books on Amazon, listening to podcasts of Dungeons & Dragons games. Pretty nerdy stuff. I considered trying to play once or twice before in my life, but never really pursued it. The trigger, I think, came from my recent disdain for Skyrim when I stumbled upon the realization that despite the freedom and non-linearity of the game I couldn’t actually kill important NPCs or really have any overall effect on the world itself. Me and my flame atronach fucking took over the shit out of Markarth, damn it! Gimme my Jarl crown you fuckers!

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The Wharf now FREE to Download

You read correctly, until 11:59:59PDT tonight, The Wharf is available for the low price of ZERO dollars on Amazon.com. If you love dense literary fiction, alcohol, crime, finance, murder, drinking, terrorism, technology, alcohol, high heels, hacking, and/or drinking lots of alcohol, pick a copy up while it’s free. Or, wait until the sale ends and pay us! Either way works for us. When you love the book (we think you will), please write us a glowing review on Amazon, and start us off with some sparkling 5-star ratings. Thanks!

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How to Write a Great Character #3

Experienced geologists who are specifically selected for trillion-dollar space expeditions—presumably with decades of experience studying all manner of geological phenomena—and personally equipped with no less than six wirelessly transmitting autonomous rapid scanning hoverpods streaming hyper-accurate mapping information and who are directly connected to stationed navigators examining streaming 3d renderings of the hoverpods’ maps should get lost when returning to base.